Name: Newz Anchor
Duration: P00H02M26S
Description: Channel 9 Newz Anchor is smokin' hot and deserves some credit

Newz Anchor

from Greatest Hitz by SuperStoker!

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Channel 9 Newz Anchor is smokin' hot and deserves some credit

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When I saw the host of channel 9 I instantly wanted to make her mine.
Yeah I know the news can be boring but I get so hot when she reads her stories. YEAH!
She can never really get too far, I record her on my DVR.
She’s only one button away.
My friends think I’m delirious, I’ve never been more serious, I’m gonna marry her someday.
I’m gonna marry her someday!
I fell in love with the TV news anchor.
She’s talking on the TV but I wish she was sitting right next to me and she gives me a reason to live, she’s so damn beautiful and informative.
So informative!
But would she give me a chance if I promised that I would never change the channel?
I’ll boycott all other stations in hopes that one day I might hear her say…
“There’s breaking news, it says I’m in love with you”
I’m gonna marry her someday!

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from Greatest Hitz, released November 11, 2014

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