Greatest Hitz

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released November 11, 2014

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Track Name: Gnartro
Superstoker! Superstoker!
We’re superstoker everybody knows,
We’re the three best looking guys in the whole damn world.
Gentlemen hold on tight we’ll take your girls.
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Track Name: Newz Anchor
When I saw the host of channel 9 I instantly wanted to make her mine.
Yeah I know the news can be boring but I get so hot when she reads her stories. YEAH!
She can never really get too far, I record her on my DVR.
She’s only one button away.
My friends think I’m delirious, I’ve never been more serious, I’m gonna marry her someday.
I’m gonna marry her someday!
I fell in love with the TV news anchor.
She’s talking on the TV but I wish she was sitting right next to me and she gives me a reason to live, she’s so damn beautiful and informative.
So informative!
But would she give me a chance if I promised that I would never change the channel?
I’ll boycott all other stations in hopes that one day I might hear her say…
“There’s breaking news, it says I’m in love with you”
I’m gonna marry her someday!
Track Name: Let it Drip
I can feel you coming on to me, which isn’t something you do normally.
You laugh at all my jokes so drunkenly, it’s going straight to my head.
Let’s not take this night out so seriously, I’ve only blacked out momentarily.
We’re getting closer and then suddenly you stop everything, you turn to me and say.
“You’re so susceptible, this doesn’t seem right.”
Don’t waste your excuses on me!
Why don’t you take, take (take, take) take advantage of me?
You better take, take (take, take) take advantage of me.
Yeah I know I’ve had a lot to drink tonight, and I promise I won’t put up a fight.
This could be our only chance today, so will you take advantage of me?
Let’s not take this night out so seriously, everyone knows we have the best intentions.
So come back to my house and stay with me, we won’t sleep at all we’ll be making discoveries.
Yeah I’m susceptible, you know it feels right.
Don’t waste your excuses on me!
I feel tonight could be the night that our actions can justify our instabilities.
This could be the fucking night where we can leave feelings behind, and let our bodies do whatever they want to do.
Now will you take advantage of me?
Track Name: Jackson Hole
You’re such a liar, you’re such a liar and you know it.
You say you love me, you say you love me you don’t show it.
Well what am I supposed to do when I really can’t believe you?
Nothing you say is true.
Where’d you end up Saturday night?
You said you were asleep I know that isn’t right, when you can’t looking me in the eyes if I ask you about anything.
You think I’m gonna let it slide, when it is obvious you were sleeping with that guy the whole evening through the night and I can’t think about it anymore.
You’re gonna earn a reputation, with your devious methods of flirtation.
Good luck in your future endeavors I can honestly say that you will probably never discover someone that will treat you like you want to be treated and the undeniable reason’s because,
You’re such a liar, you’re such a liar and you know it, you know it.
And you say you love me, you say you love me you don’t show it, you never show it anymore.
I really hope you can’t sleep at night, when you think of me and everything that you have done.
I really hope you can’t sleep at night, when you realize you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Good luck in your future endeavors I can honestly say that you will probably never discover someone that will treat you like you want to be treated.
You’re always gonna be a liar, and you’re never gonna change it.
You’re a liar, don’t you see it?
Track Name: Man Day
I wish the summer never ended and I know that it may never happen again, but I promise you if we can try to take the time we maybe can relive it again.
It was the best day ever.
When I look back on that summer day I just can’t help but realize everything we had was a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We’re idiots but we didn’t give a shit anymore, we passed Jim Beam around the table til’ we fell to the floor.
The rest of the night was a blacked out blur of insanity.
I was surrounded by my best friends and I hope that it can maybe happen again.
It is obvious when it is just the group of us we’re constantly making memories.
It was the best day ever!
Singing O-O-O
Track Name: By the Bottle
I like this girl, but she only likes me when she’s drunk.
If her heart was a car, you could only find me in the trunk.
And I know it’s a warning when she doesn’t feel the same way the next morning.
She builds me up then unintentionally tears me down, but she’s still the hottest girl around.
When she’s intoxicated, I feel jaded, it makes everything more complicated and, with all this time I’ve waited, emotions not faded, but still I’m feeling separated by the bottle, by the bottle!
I’m talking to her on a Saturday night, the words she’s saying just sound so right.
She reels me in like a fishing pole then it’s catch and release and I’m back in the hole!
I take out my phone and check the inbox, she says she likes my body and my large socks.
Next day when I tell her she’s pretty she changes the subject and makes me feel really… STUPID!
Track Name: The Tomes of the Forgotten Crypts of Infinite Darkness (Part Deux)
I’ll follow you anywhere you go, anywhere you want.
I’ll follow you, I’ll follow you, into the light, not to the dark.
Cause I’m afraid of the dark.
Track Name: Before the Watermelon
I waited 16 years for that one special day.
And ever since that day I haven’t been the same.
Well it didn’t last too long but I never noticed or cared.
While I was totally blown away all that she got was messed up hair.
And I’ll never forget the day that I gave up my virginity.
It was a feeling that words can’t say and so instead I’ll sing this melody,
It was like O-o-o, O-o-o-o-o-o
I laid there on my bed with a smile on my face,
I turned to her and said “looks like I won the race”
Well it didn’t last too long and I started to understand,
What I’d been missing all of this time, it was so much better than my hand.
Track Name: SnaggleTooth
I’m standing in the corner of this room, multiple beverages being consumed, I catch you staring at me with those eyes, and it literally makes me want to die.
And every single thing you say to me, could never ever even possibly, make me think about changing my mind, you standing here is simply wasting all our time.
I won’t go home but I won’t go with you.
I know I have a stuck up attitude, but is that your stomach or just your boobs?
It’s possible that you have a good heart, but you and I are something that will never start.
And ugliness is not hard to render, when everyone seems to ask your gender, your hideousness truly frightens me, I gotta get the hell away from this party!
I won’t go home but I won’t go with you.
And after all of these years, shoulda figured it out by now.
That your face is a disgrace to the entire human race.
You’re so fuckin’ ugly.
Your face is a disgrace to the entire human race.
Track Name: Megan
I’m so sick of having this conversation over and over it is driving me insane.
It can’t be possible we’re fighting again, never opened my mouth and yet you’re jumping down my throat.
Why did I even bother coming here?
I could’ve gotten yelled at anywhere.
Was it something I said that got caught in your head?
I just can’t figure it out.
Even when I express it was meaningless I can’t seem to calm you down.
I don’t know how.
We’re moving in the wrong direction. (wrong direction)
You argue like it’s an obsession. (an obsession)
Nothing that I do, and nothing that I say will ever matter anyway.
You’re never gonna change I know it.
Do you honestly expect me to give a shit?
I’m so sick of having this conversation over and over it is driving me insane.
Yeah I can’t stand the way you talk to me, but this silent treatment is worse than anything that you could ever say.
I’ve had all of the time in the world, and realize you are not the right girl.
Track Name: Gnar Song
It’s a waste of time and money they say, but we’re gonna drink ‘em all the same, getting wasted is not wasting time.
We’re calling our friends, going into the city, our dirty basements or a random party, any location will be fine.
And everything they told us not to do we’ll do it anyway.
This constant struggle to remind ourselves that we are not invincible.
We raise our glasses to the sky and leave our intuition behind.
Mistakes will happen but I promise you it’ll be a hell of a night.
I can feel it now, I can feel it now,
Everybody knows when you drink it down you can feel it now.
I can feel it now, I can feel it now,
When the bottles done your whole bodies numb can you feel it now?
And even with what happened months ago,
Got sick like zombies and we threw up on the floor.
This pain it’s only temporary, it will surely fade away.
It’s worth it in the end, unsubtle memories.
Can YOU feel it now?
Track Name: The Other Side
In this cell, it’s six by seven feet, I just wanna run away.
How did I get myself in this mess anyway?
The concrete and itchy linen sheets are starting to drive me insane.
I look around but there are no means of escape.
Let’s call this a lesson learned, where all our tables turned the wrong way.
This disappointment’s killing me.
This was the worst day of the year.
Into the other side with my friends, it seemed cool but wasn’t worth it in the end.
I can’t help thinking that I’m such an idiot.
This was the worst day of the year.
Woah-oh, woah-oh, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, woah-oh, woah-oh-oh-oh
It wasn’t worth it in the end.
I’m sorry mom.
I’m sorry everyone.
I swear that I was just trying to have some fun.
Evan he pooped in front of me.
Track Name: Wet Your Goals
Songs are better when they’re not slow.
Songs are better when they’re fast.
Sex is better when it’s not slow.
Sex is better in the ass.